'About Him' / Some Cool Quotes

(Sent by Assandra From The Internet)

1. Michael Jackson never needed a floor to dance. He just had to deal with it being there.

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2. Michael Jackson's blood contained high volumes of shine.

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3. Michael Jackson was not influenced by fashion, fashion was influenced by him.

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4.Michael Jackson isn't pushing his feet backwards when moonwalking. He's pushing the earth forward

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5. Michael Jackson has two speeds: Walk and Moonwalk

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6. Michael Jackson and Prince can't even be compared. They're in two different worlds. Michael Jackson not being from this one. That's the difference.

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7. Michael Jackson wears sunglasses to not be blinded by his own aura.

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8. Michael Jackson wasn't defying gravity with his Smooth Criminal lean. He was controlling it.

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9. Michael Jackson didn't die, he just moved to heaven.

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10. Michael Jackson caused the fall of the Berlin wall when the fans found out he was staying in a West Berlin Hotel.

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11. Michael Jackson can make grown men scream like girls.

 

Part 2:

12. When Michael Jackson enter a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

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13. Michael Jackson picks star dust from the sky to make his glitter glove and socks.

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14. The only thing Michael Jackson was guilty of touching, was ALL NATIONS.

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15. Those aren't stars in the sky, they're particles of Michael Jackson.

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16. When Neil Amstrong first walked on the moon, he saw Michael Jackson running to him screaming "Get off my lawn"

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17. The sun has to ask Michael Jackson if he's done moonwalking before it rises.

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18. Michael Jackson can make you faint by standing still.

 

Part 3

19. Any artist who ever won an award knows that it's only because Michael Jackson was kind enough to let them win.

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20. Michael Jackson began recording for Motown in Detroit. One day, he caught a cold. The next day, Berry Gordy moved Motown to L.A.

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21. Michael Jackson didn't use power generated tiles in the Billie Jean video, they really lit up by his touch.

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22. Michael Jackson's watch has no numbers. It simply says "Time to Moonwalk".

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23. Michael Jackson can win a gunfight with a SuperSoaker.

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24. Michael Jackson is the ONLY man who can rock his mother's sequined jacket and his swag not be harmed.

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25. When Michael Jackson was born, he didn't cry. He just said "Shamone!" and moonwalked out of the labor room.

 

 

Thanks Assandra. ;-)