Know You’re Obsessed With Michael Jackson When…

1.) You join a million groups like facebook etc…

2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.

3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.

4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse

5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends

6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover

7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone

8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.

9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.

10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear

11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for

12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died

13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else

14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)

15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)

16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is

17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves

18.) Even if you can’t dance

19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs

20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times

21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom

22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ

23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed

24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson

25.) He is your ideal boyfriend

26.) You pray to Michael.

27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)

28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)

29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos

30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.

31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.

32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments

33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.

34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson

35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room

36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.

37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”

38.) You may also faint

39.) Or shriek very loudly

40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.

41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.

42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.

43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.

44.) Even if they’re strangers.

45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS.

46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.

47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.

48.) You have moonwalked around the house.

49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.

50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.

51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ

52.) Even though you can’t draw

53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.

54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.

55.) You curled your hair

56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.

57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.

58.) You have wall murals of Michael.

59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.

60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.

61.) You became jealous of Lisa Marie Presley.

62.) Or Debbie Rowe.

63.) You know that Michael does not, in fact, stuff socks in his pants.

64.) You celebrate his birthday…EVERY MONTH.

65.) Your parties have been MJ themed.

66.) You know how to do the Thriller dance.

67.) You now associate water balloons and super soakers with Michael.

68.) You laughed at the DWTS dance tribute because they just can’t pull a Michael.

69.) You understand that Michael, and only Michael, can look ridiculously hot doing the crotch grab.

70.) and everyone else just looks silly.

71.) You’re ready to stand beside Michael, no matter how much your friends and others laugh at you.

72.) You wonder why Michael Jackson isn’t trending on Twitter.

73.) Then you try to trend it.

74.) Your day became bright and cheerful when Michael Jackson played on the radio first thing in the morning.

75.) Even if it’s cold and gloomy outside.

76.) Your day became sad and depressing when your friends called Michael a “weirdo”.

77.) Even if it’s bright and sunny outside.

78.) You’ve shunned your hater friends, then purposely blasted Tabloid Junkie in their face.

79.) You can no longer defend yourself from saying your not obsessed with Michael. (By Nafisa Shoge)

80.) You purposely blast Michael Jackson through your earphones on the bus to remind others sitting close by of MJ’s greatness.

81.) You think about how you can fit Michael Jackson into your school work (Or work place)

82.) You ask your friends to go request a song to the DJ and they no longer ask you who’s song do you want to hear.

83.) Your friends buy your Michael merchandise for your birthday.

84.) Without you reminding them.

85.) You know how to autograph Michael’s name.

86.) You add the little star at the end of your signature.

87.) You’ve signed a million petitions for Michael to win the Nobel Peace prize, humanitarian awards, music awards, etc.

88.) You have sent hundreds of hate mail to Martin Bashir.

89.) You have sent death threats to Martin Bashir.

90.) You have hugged/kissed your husband/boyfriend, closed your eyes, and imagined that they’re Michael.

91.) Your obsession becomes a disease.

92.) Even though it’s a VERY good disease.

93.) You have dreamed of Michael

94.) You decided that michael can beat up Edward Cullen anyday because he’s so much better, but you also know that he won’t and instead will just say “I love you more.”

95.) You have gotten annoyed when people misspell Michael’s name. For example “micheal”

96.) You freaked at your friend for calling him “Jacko”.

97.) You freaked on the tabloids/magazines for calling him “Jacko.”

98.) You wanted to organize a tabloid burning within your community.

99.) You HAVE organized a tabloid burning within your community.

100.) Most of your facebook notes are about/to promote/mentions Michael Jackson.

101.) You’re reading this list.

102.) You just laughed at the previous statement because it’s true. Why else would you be reading a boring old list?

103.) You couldn’t come to the phone/talk on msn because you’re watching Michael Jackson videos/ staring intently at MJ pictures.

104.) You freak anytime something Michael Jackson related pops up in movies/TV shows/books.

Example: Everybody Hates Chris. That show is filled with Michael Jackson related things. Which is why I watch it all the time. >.<

105.) You STILL plan on marrying him, even though he died. (By Valerie Mj Moran)

106.) Michael’s the only artist who you can enjoy every and any song they sing/wrote.

107.) Michael is the only person who you can enjoy every and anything they do.

108.) You paid to see a movie, just so you can sit and cheer loudly when the This is It trailer came on before the feature film.

109.) You can relate everything somehow to Michael (By Hannah Green)

 

Source: anniebeokay tumbler page / MJ-Upbeat.com